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The Cruise - with
Jason Dee
Monday thru Thursday we drive Dublin home and wrap up your workday
with loads of brand new music first, entertainment news, features,
text-in agendas, and lots more besides. Organised chaos can and SHOULD
be expected.
The Cruise List:
Every now and again we'll bring you a Top 10 or Top 5 humour ("humour"?
- Webmaster) list that we may or may not have time for on air...
The Top 8 Signs You've Had Too Much Cosmetic
Surgery:
| 8. |
The hospital renames the
Cher wing after you. |
| 7. |
Good news: No need to
shave your armpits any more. Bad news: The nipples there are a
little distracting. |
| 6. |
For you, "crack a smile"
is no longer just figure of speech. |
| 5. |
Collagen injections were
never intended for *those* lips |
| 4. |
It only takes you 10
minutes to eat a Centra sambo, but 43 minutes to clean your fake cat
whiskers afterwards. |
| 3. |
Every sneeze sends snots
flying out of your left ear. |
| 2. |
The flight attendant
points at you and says, "In case of an emergency water landing, this
woman's lips and your seat cushions may be used as flotation
devices." |
| 1. |
Thanks to your latest face
lift, your nose shrinks in the cold but gets that annoying
"Pinocchio effect" every time you go to Angels lapdancing club. |
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